Category Archives: Photo Captions

“Have you ever seen Top Gun?”

“Lola, can you ask Google if it’s still cool for me to wear my tight white pants after the 4th of July, but before Labor Day?”

“You kids these days are still into Metallica, right?”

“I’m filing for full custody of you and your brothers!”

“I want my liver back…”

“I’m not sure if I should laugh or cry, so I choose facepalm!”