“I’ve got ALL of my crazy eyes on you!”
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“Can I borrow a cup of sex?”
“The guy at the hardware store told me this was the best paint ever. And it only cost $2000 for the can. What a great deal! Am I right?”
“Um. Get your feet off that desk, and go clean your room!”
“He made me drive all the way down here for THAT?!”
“I could hold my tongue… or throw this drink! Would you like to know my preference?”







