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“Esther, I’ve brought you to this hotel room because… I want to make love to you. No, I’m just kidding. Your daughter’s not dead anymore.”

“They really should have posted a sign or something!”

“You’re going DOWN!”

“I’ll take the job, but we both know the wine is poisoned.”

“YAY! My Dad might finally be dying!”

“I don’t always drink liquor… but when I do, it’s usually in the morning.”