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“I THINK I’M IN LOVE!”

Check in time is 2. Check out time is after you’ve slept with Sharon.

Voicemail: “Hey, Chance. It’s me, Paul. My contract with the GCPD has been terminated. Do you think you could take my job? Also, it looks like Sharon’s getting back together with Adam, so can you take Rey’s job too in about a month?”

“Just so you know: Kyle’s home office may, or may not, be booby trapped…”

“The card should read: Dear Victor, you’re the most stable relationship I’ve ever had!”