“… and that’s when I told him, “Hey, my job isn’t all paperwork and rose petals!””
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“Dancing?! Why, I’ve only ever read about that in books!”
“… and someday, I’ll drop a house on your sister!”
“Like this pencil… which is actually pretty easy to crush! You got that?”
“This is the most “stable” relationship either one of us have ever had!”






