“Oh, what is a damsel like me to do?”
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“May I also offer you one of these big cookies here in my cookie jar?”
“I’ve got ALL of my crazy eyes on you!”
“Can I borrow a cup of sex?”
“The guy at the hardware store told me this was the best paint ever. And it only cost $2000 for the can. What a great deal! Am I right?”
“Um. Get your feet off that desk, and go clean your room!”







