“He made me drive all the way down here for THAT?!”
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“I could hold my tongue… or throw this drink! Would you like to know my preference?”
“Who’s the smoothest man of all?”
Tessa, blink once if you’re being held hostage!
“I’m fine! Totally fine! Can’t you tell?”
“Reminds me of mom’s relationships: Eventually, they all crash and burn.”







