Category Archives: Photo Captions

“So Tucker’s not Aristotle, he’s just spiritually unavailable and physically incarcerated.”

“Have you considered drinking? Just sayin’…”

The real winners of the day? Visa and Mastercard.

Manifesting world domination, one fabulous fingernail at a time.

No one told Phyllis about the concept of a ‘personal bubble.’

“You appear to have a serious case of the nags.”