Phyllis: “Oui oui, baguette, croissant… très Eiffel Tower!” Nick: “That’s not a sentence, Phyllis.”
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“Shouldn’t I be the one offering you 5 million to leave town?!”
“I’m just checking to see if the keys will fit in my pocket!”
“How about a locket with a picture of… No, wait. A music box? No. Nevermind.”
This guy knows how to party!







