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“Wait, so it’s NOT ok to give him brandy before bed?”

“Talk to the eyebrow, ’cause the face don’t wanna hear it.”

“Ok, everybody keep your hands on the table where I can see them!”

“It’s the little things that keeps me grounded.”

“Sometimes I just wish someone would kidnap her, and hold her hostage in a mental hospital, and make her play some crazy game for her life!”