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Zoperxplex
Zoperxplex
6 years ago

1) Victor: “Your pecker is that size? No wonder your wife cheated on you with Arturo.”

2) Victor: “You got a lot of things to learn about this town young man. For one, if you expect to be taken seriously you must wear black.”

3) Rey: “All we ask is for a tiny sample of your urine.”

Victor: “You have no idea what being 70-years-old does to your prostate. My bladder is about to explode. Better get a gallon size bottle.”