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Zoperxplex
6 years ago
1) Phyllis: “Mommy may I sleep with danger?”
2) Phyllis (addressing the tiger doll): “You remind me of a doll I once had as a little girl. Except my stepdad insisted I was too old to be playing with dolls and took it away. Serves him right. One day I exchanged his candy bar for Ex-Lax. He never knew what hit him.”
3) Phyllis: “Wow! So many plush toys. No wonder Billy and Victoria get along. They both have delayed adolescence mentalities.”
1) Phyllis: “Mommy may I sleep with danger?”
2) Phyllis (addressing the tiger doll): “You remind me of a doll I once had as a little girl. Except my stepdad insisted I was too old to be playing with dolls and took it away. Serves him right. One day I exchanged his candy bar for Ex-Lax. He never knew what hit him.”
3) Phyllis: “Wow! So many plush toys. No wonder Billy and Victoria get along. They both have delayed adolescence mentalities.”