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Zoperxplex
Zoperxplex
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6 years ago

1) Jack (savoring the aroma) “Fresh fig bread, plum comport, a sprig of arbre à feuilles persistantes and blackberry perserves.”

Kerry: “Yes and I sense more than a hint of Charolais caca.”

2) Kerry (thought bubble): “Bordeaux? Whatever happened to simply sticking your hand under my skirt?”

3) Kerry (thought bubble): “If we get anymore pretentious we’ll soon be tuning in to the latest episode of ‘Downton Abbey’.”