26 Sep Photo CaptionsJack calls Nick’s bachelor party to order “Hear ye, hear ye! I decree this bachelor party to be in session.” Have a funny caption or something to say? Share it! Sharon in rollers Rey stops by Crimson Lights for a late night brew
1) Nick: “Bachelor party? You call this a bachelor party Jack? I think Pee Wee Herman could have thrown a more exciting bachelor party.”
2) Jack: “Don’t worry. I know how to ramp this party up. Waiter, one stripper under the table please.”
3) Neil: “Say Jack, whatever happened to our philanthropic foundation committed to saving lives destroyed by substance abuse ?”
Nick’s guest list is a downer embarassment. Doesn’t he have any real homies from the world of sports, or wherever…?