Jack pitches his new cosmetics company to Hamilton Winters
“A chin-care line. We love it!”
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Zoperxplex
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7 years ago
1) Jack: ” O.K., I’ll agree to the extra 15 billion. But you have to throw in the silver plated T-Rex.” 2) Jack: “My marketing strategy is very simple: we’ll just call our enterprise an online start-up, announce a stock split, issue a tracking stock, inform our investors that profits are still an objective for some unspecified point in the future and, voila, we make millions. It’s as easy as printing money.” 3) Jack: “No, I don’t have a product at hand for the moment but if you give me a minute I have rehearsed a song and dance number… Read more »
1) Jack: ” O.K., I’ll agree to the extra 15 billion. But you have to throw in the silver plated T-Rex.” 2) Jack: “My marketing strategy is very simple: we’ll just call our enterprise an online start-up, announce a stock split, issue a tracking stock, inform our investors that profits are still an objective for some unspecified point in the future and, voila, we make millions. It’s as easy as printing money.” 3) Jack: “No, I don’t have a product at hand for the moment but if you give me a minute I have rehearsed a song and dance number… Read more »