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Zoperxplex
Zoperxplex
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6 years ago

1) Ashley: “Really Jack! What did that plate glass window ever do to you?

Jack: “Call me anal retentive, but I can’t stand it when maintenance fails to do a proper job and leave fingerprint marks.”

2) Ashley: “Oh my God! You have just decapitated Ted?”

Jack: “Fine! I always wanted Gloria back anyway.”

3) Ashley: “Sorry to inform you Jack but chair tossing, contrary to your imagination, is not an Olympic event. Do you have any idea what our budget is for executive desk chairs?”