“No more lies! I can handle anything. Unless it’s parking tickets. That’s where I draw the line.”
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1) Jack asks: “Why did you lie?”
Kerry answers: “I have to be brutally honest Jack. Yours’ is too small.”
2) Jack: “I wish a had a dime every time a date used the old ‘Parking Tickets’ excuse just to avoid sex.”
3) Jack: “Do you think I should had never said anything about her size 14 feet?”