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Zoperxplex
Zoperxplex
6 years ago

1) Kevin: “Damn! This is the twelfth time this has happened! You’d think after the first escape I’d learn my lesson on how to keep a sex slave captive.”

2) Kevin: “This’ll teach me from never buying another knock-off, imitation, made-in-China, Kidnapper’s Prison Net from Phyllis’s web site again.”

3) Kevin: I should have listened to that handyman when he told me that if I wanted to convert my basement into a dungeon I needed to install bars on this window.”