Kyle and Lola’s sandwich of love

1) Lola: “You’re tossing away my free baloney on rye sandwich???!!! Do you know how many starving Burundian natives would KILL for a free sandwich young man???!!!” 2) Lola: “In my native country of Cuba the gesture of sharing our world famous Cuban Sandwich by the female to the male is a seen as a symbolic demonstration of love. You see in Cuba the sandwich is interpreted to represent the phallic organ of the male.” 3) Kyle: “Since you are determined to keep our relationship platonic let’s agree to this arrangement: no sex should equal to four weeks of free… Read more »