24 Sep Photo CaptionsMattie Ashby is arrested If puffy paint is wrong, I don’t want to be right. Have a funny caption or something to say? Share it! Watch and Chat (September 24-28, 2018) Sharon in rollers
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1) Police Officer: “Your protest might have been heard loud and clear if nature had rewarded you more handsomely in the breastage department.”
2) Police Officer: “Sorry but elegant cursive script adorned with grade school ideograms does not exactly scream Angela Davis.”
3) Police Officer: “You think it’s tough now we haven’t yet gotten to the body cavity search.”