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Zoperxplex
Zoperxplex
6 years ago

1) Mia: “And once your through with the dishwashing don’t forget to scrub down the bathroom tiles and tub again. You know how those abrasive tiles ruins my complexion.”

2) Rey: “What are you doing?”

Mia: “I’m just reading Sharon Newman’s rap sheet on the G.C.P D. web site. Did you know she’s a pyromaniac who slept with her husband’s father and two of his brothers?”

3) Rey: “What do you have there?”

Mia: “It’s a giant loofah. I think it’s the right size to scrub my private parts.”