Mirror mirror on the wall, who’s the drunkest of them all?

1) Mia (thought bubble): “Thank God for a hairdresser’s secret weapon-vibrating seats cushions. My clientele always leave with a satisfying look on their faces.”

2) Mia: “The mirror really does loves you Nikki. The last client that smiled in that mirror was Esther and it cracked.”

3) Nikki (thought bubble): “I’m sparkling am I not Mia? She has no idea what a half gallon of 80 proof vodka does to help open up skin pores.”