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Zoperxplex
Zoperxplex
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6 years ago

1) Nick: “I don’t care what they say my civic duty should be, if that is the guy trying to serve me with a warrant I’ll do anything to get out of jury duty.”

2) JT: “Seriously Nick. What makes you think it’ll work any better than the last time.”

Nick: “Oh you misunderstand me. I am just inviting you, Zombie JT, over for some roasted marshmellows.”

3) Sharon: “The apparition of witnessing the dead come back to life is bad enough but-maggots in the eyeballs! I’M ABOUT TO HURL!”