Nikki’s gun drawer

1) Conveniently accessible alcohol and firearms. What could possibly go wrong?

2) A thousand years from now school children across this land will gather together in front of their teachers in order to sing an old familiar folk ballad “When Nikki Newman Got her Gun”.

3) Nikki: “I learned this lesson a long time ago. When a big, menacing intruder attempts to burglarize your premises follow that old credo: ‘God made man but Sam Colt made ’em equal’.”