“Don’t worry, I didn’t take any of your fancy perfume bottles.”

“OMG, it was so cool. There were bubbles everywhere. EVERYWHERE!”

“It’s champagne alright, but apparently the ‘cham’ is silent.”

Just kidding. It’s a diamond necklace.

“Breakfast is served at 7am; the trash goes out on Thursdays; and the entire South wing is haunted. Welcome to the Abbott family home!”