“Welcome to Society! We have 2 tables. One is for business, and one is for romance. Enjoy!”
“Hi. I just stopped by to give you HALF A MILLION DOLLARS.”
“I better make that tea a Long Island.”
This year, Fathers Day will be… complicated.
“On Friday, he ate TWO pieces of Joy’s birthday cake, even though the break room sign said ONE piece per person. BUSTED!”
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