“Just on my way to deliver these pearls to the less fortunate.”

“You’re fired. Pack up your desk and hand me your badge.”

Why isn’t Devon more concerned about the dozen spiders crawling on his napkin?!

“I was going to wear a red bow tie, but Pee Wee Herman threatened to sue me.”

For this one brief moment, I thought Devon was Malcolm.

“Really, spell checker? You gotta kick a guy when he’s already down?”