Week of May 20-24, 2019
24
May
May
Tessa, blink once if you’re being held hostage!
24
May
May
“I’m fine! Totally fine! Can’t you tell?”
22
May
May
“Reminds me of mom’s relationships: Eventually, they all crash and burn.”
21
May
May
Michael: “Yeah, but did they order the langosta with avocado like I suggested?!”
20
May
May
“Usually the headache comes BEFORE the sex!”