IT’S THE SKULL OF J.T. HELLSTROM!!!

“Sorry, Y&R Chatters! But, what was I supposed to do? Let this joke go to waste? I mean, come on.”

“Hey, I NEED all of these pencils, ok? Every. single. one!”

“Might I suggest ‘I heart Tessa’?”

“Do you think there’s any chance this water BOTTLE could fix it?”

“Ok, so there’s a ghoul standing right behind me, right? I can feel it.”