Phyllis texts “What’s going on with Summer????”

1) Nick’s text in answer to Phyllis’s query: “Seriously, after living for two months under the same roof as your daughter you can’t tell???!!!”

2) Nick: “I don’t know but is being placed over Billy’s knee and swatted on the posterior constitute a spanking?”

3) Nick: “I believe that a strong jet stream arising from the Arctic north and headed in the direction of the southeast is responsible for thunderstorms and unseasonably high rainfall in the mid-west as well as…oh…you mean our Summer.”