“Oh sure, I’ll make you some coffee in my white wedding attire!”
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Zoperxplex
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6 years ago
1) Sharon: “It is not surprising you decided to stop by after hours, waiting in the dark, not knowing if I may return or not. My coffee is known to drive men wild, more so than my meatloaf.” Rey: “I love you.” Sharon: “This is where we have what I call ‘Over the Counter’ sex!.” 2) Sharon: “I love assisting the homeless, hobos, vagrants, itinerants like yourself.” Rey: “But I have a job.” Sharon: “Yeah, right. Let’s see: Kevin, Courtney, Harding, Dylan, Paul…I believe your expiration date arrives in 3, 2, 1…” 3) Sharon: “I could serve you coffee using… Read more »
1) Sharon: “It is not surprising you decided to stop by after hours, waiting in the dark, not knowing if I may return or not. My coffee is known to drive men wild, more so than my meatloaf.” Rey: “I love you.” Sharon: “This is where we have what I call ‘Over the Counter’ sex!.” 2) Sharon: “I love assisting the homeless, hobos, vagrants, itinerants like yourself.” Rey: “But I have a job.” Sharon: “Yeah, right. Let’s see: Kevin, Courtney, Harding, Dylan, Paul…I believe your expiration date arrives in 3, 2, 1…” 3) Sharon: “I could serve you coffee using… Read more »