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Zoperxplex
Zoperxplex
6 years ago

1) Sharon: “There is something I ought to tell you about me Adam, flesh wounds arouse me more than sex.”

2) Sharon: “Do you normally answer the door without a shirt?”

Adam: “It’s habit I learned from gambling in Vegas. I would mesmerize my opponents into submission with my bouncing pecs trick.”

3) Sharon: “I never would have imagined that your dingleberries ended up bigger than mind.”