“We’ve all been presumed dead, Sharon. Just tell me if this means you and my brother are getting back together.”
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You’re a nobody unless you’ve been presumed dead. A-listeres are sometimes presumed dead twice.
1) Nick: “What’s that you say? There’s a Nigerian prince who says I have been chosen to invest in a gold mine and he needs my account number in order to transfer my earnings?” 2) Nick: “No! My name isn’t Amber and I definitely will not rub the phone between my thighs and make moaning sounds. Damn! That’s the last time I’ll contract 1-900-Sexaholic as my land line service.” 3) Joshua Morrow: “They dropped Gina Tognoni for Michelle Stafford again? Well, I guess their goes the whole storyline of Sharon getting brainwashed by a celebrity obsessed cult led by a… Read more »