The way we became The Brady Bunch

1) Sharon: “Oh my God!” Phyllis: “Oh my God!” Victoria: “Oh my God!” Nikki: “Oh my God!” Television reporter: “Yes, it’s true. Larry King is dead. He has been dead for the past 20 years. His appearances on television was a deception fabricated by a ventriloquist who used his sack of dead bones and fresh to pretend he was still alive.” 2) Sharon, Phyllis, Victoria and Nikki, a look of dread and anxiety drapes across their countenances while on their television sets a reporter announces: “Botox and its connection to small cell melanoma”. 3) Television reporter: “Lead GCPD investigator Rey… Read more »