“Oh! *cough cough* Must stay… in bed…with hot random rocker I just met in Vegas.”
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1) Victoria: “Billy. Glad you came. We needed one more member to complete our group. We’re filming the pilot for a new MTV series called ‘Rockers and Groupies’ Wildest Orgies’.”
2) Knock, knock
Victoria: “Who’s there?”
“Room service.”
Victoria: “Did you find what I ordered?”
Room Service: “Yes, one generic itinerant heartthrob that you can twiddle your time away in carnal gratification while trying to rediscover your direction in life coming up.”
3) Billy: “Jesus Christ Vic, another boyfriend. Couldn’t a session with a Viktor Jurgen Body Massager and an evening with Cinemax after dark enough to satisfy you?”
I so wish Victoria would grow up and take care of her precious children. Sooo tired of her flitting from one man to another.