Category Archives: Photo Captions

“Ooh! What’s in here? Is it goldfish crackers? Because, I could really go for some goldfish crackers.”

“What do you say we get better acquainted over a soda?”

“How did I get in here? I wore a fake mustache, so the security guards wouldn’t notice me.”

“Come on, you can’t have an empty belly…”

“… and now it’s time to make amends to the eggs that were broken.”

“Are you pregnant… or just sick of ME?”