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“Right, but doesn’t swimming in debt count as cardio?”

“Ah, there’s nothing more relaxing than having a cup of tea in Dina’s death chair.”

“Stop staring at my pillows.”

“I was wearing one before it was popular.”

“That’s right. We just had sex.”

“… and if your employee doesn’t put the flowers on the tables fast enough, just karate chop him!”