Category Archives: Photo Captions

“Our father is going down. Oh! I mean, press the button. The elevator is going down.”

“Please, Chelsea. Tell me more about your time in the convent.”

“Must… sanitize… giant… tables!”

“If he can’t eat it… NO ONE WILL!”

“I THINK I’M IN LOVE!”

Check in time is 2. Check out time is after you’ve slept with Sharon.