Category Archives: Photo Captions

“I like sex!”

“Corporate espionage? Women? Drug addiction? I’m looking for my next book topic, and I’m listening…”

“What?! Y&R is preempted? Ok, we’ll just stay frozen like this for a few days.”

“We don’t even need to hire maintenance staff here. I just scoot along the floor like this!”

… in pigtail braids?!

“Can I offer you a bowl of pumpkin pinecone potpourri?”