“I thought I might get lucky, so I put a fortune cookie on my head!”
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“Fortunately, we know Chance isn’t dealing is guns… because I’ve got them all.”
“When did they stop carrying those fluffy pink cupcakes I like?!”
“My name is Talky Tina, and I’m going to kill you.”
“Dude, I’m so glad we had dozens of these matching red towels!”
“Kyle, why are there butts behind me right now?”







