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“What could be inside of this box? A basketball? Football? Soccer ball? Baseball? Surely, it’s one of these balls! Nope. It’s boxing gloves, and you’ve just had your first lesson in disappointment, son. There will be many more to come.”

“Now, if only there was a telephone phone number I could call to get emergency services!”

“I was going to pick something tasteful, but then I thought, WHY?”

“Talk is cheap, and I’m all out of jokes about my scorpion.”

“Man, it feels so good to be marrying a woman who wants ME and only ME!”