Category Archives: Photo Captions

… and then Christian disappears mysteriously and is never heard from again.

“Oopsie! Is my dress falling off?”

“Please, tell me more about this idea I’m going to steal from you.”

“Have you ever seen Top Gun?”

“Lola, can you ask Google if it’s still cool for me to wear my tight white pants after the 4th of July, but before Labor Day?”

“You kids these days are still into Metallica, right?”