“Sure, I promise not to kick it as I’m stepping over your dead body.”
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“Oh, Devon! Is that package for ME?!”
Spoiler: Tomorrow we find out it actually reads ‘Stop macADAMia nuts’!
“Oh, were you sleeping? Well, up and Adam!”
“… and tomorrow, I’ll match the curtains!”
… with his arms and legs crossed.







