Category Archives: Photo Captions

“Would you like to have sex on this cot?” “Yes. Yes, I would.”

“Hey witcheroos! My real mom could burn your house down, and my uncle might snatch YOU.”

“Oh, thank goodness he didn’t find out about my ‘My Little Pony’ tattoo.”

“Could I get a doggie bag?”

“Yesss! I love it when people are unhappy!!!”