Category Archives: Photo Captions

“I’m filing for full custody of you and your brothers!”

“I want my liver back…”

“I’m not sure if I should laugh or cry, so I choose facepalm!”

“TA DA! … and THAT was my interpretive tap dance about love and money. What did you think?”

“Not into soccer? Ok. Which one of you little punks wants to play dodge ball?”

“Daaad! Calvin always bought me Frosted Flakes!”