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“Never walk away from a winning hand! No wait, let me think of a different analogy…”

“Somebody better be having sex in there, because if it’s just another conversation about Diane, I quit!”

“Do you have any other sisters I could date?”

“Oh, he’s probably just at home having sex with Abby.”

“I just got paid for this! Who’s the winner now?”

“Should I give you some Tylenol? Or a blood transfusion? Or a kidney?!”