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Voicemail: “Hey, Chance. It’s me, Paul. My contract with the GCPD has been terminated. Do you think you could take my job? Also, it looks like Sharon’s getting back together with Adam, so can you take Rey’s job too in about a month?”

“Just so you know: Kyle’s home office may, or may not, be booby trapped…”

“The card should read: Dear Victor, you’re the most stable relationship I’ve ever had!”

“Nope. My only walk of shame was from my office to my empty bed.”

“I have plans for world domination, but first… Who’s up for shots?!”

“Don’t worry! A lease is just like a marriage. We can break it anytime!”