Category Archives: Photo Captions

“Ewwie ewwie ewwwww!”

“‘Til death do you part? I can make that happen!”

“I prefer to keep my skeletons on ice.”

“… and if I end up with Elena, so be it!”

“Does this mean we get two honeymoons, too?!”

“‘Cuz don’t even think about asking her to the Homecoming dance, bro!”