Category Archives: Photo Captions

“I’ve used half a bottle of water, and this place STILL isn’t clean!”

“Ooh, these are made of chocolate, right? YUMMY!”

“Do as I say, not as I… DUUUUUUDE!”

“… and I’ve got 2 more of these serving platters just waiting for you.”

“But I finally just changed my relationship status on Faceplace!”

“Our father is going down. Oh! I mean, press the button. The elevator is going down.”