Category Archives: Photo Captions

“Please, Chelsea. Tell me more about your time in the convent.”

“Must… sanitize… giant… tables!”

“If he can’t eat it… NO ONE WILL!”

“I THINK I’M IN LOVE!”

Check in time is 2. Check out time is after you’ve slept with Sharon.

Voicemail: “Hey, Chance. It’s me, Paul. My contract with the GCPD has been terminated. Do you think you could take my job? Also, it looks like Sharon’s getting back together with Adam, so can you take Rey’s job too in about a month?”