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“My sexually frustrated teenage son is going to think this is HILARIOUS. Hey buddy, here comes DAD!”

… but Nick also like Phyllis. Nick cannot have these boobs now, plus Phyllis boobs later. What Nick do?

“Red wine keeps them red.”

“I don’t know. Do you think it’s my color?”

The party is officially OVER.

Michael sums up parenting in a single gesture.