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“If I close my eyes real tight, I can pretend it’s not happening!”

“Oh! *cough cough* Must stay… in bed…with hot random rocker I just met in Vegas.”

“I’ll just tell the delivery man that I already delivered the package!”

Being an angel is exhausting!!!

YEAH, BOYEEE!!!

“Now the only handcuffs he has are in the bedroom!”